True Hollywood Story: Zane Roberge
A big shout out to all my peeps. In the first few months of my life, I have decided to put it all on the line. I want to make it on the Big Screen. Hollywood Baby!
So far, things have been a little slow but I have landed a few small parts. Here is a recap.
First was a brief appearance in Friday the 13th. “Kai, is that the boogie man?”
Then I played a convicted felon in Law and Order. “Listen, I am innocent. Can I go now?”
Here is one of those crazy Sesame Street skits.
I had an entire series with the Discovery Channel.
Here are a few shots in the Amazon jungle. “Don’t look now but you have a huge spider on your neck!”
“Ahhh, the rare but amusing parakeet”
Then on to the Kalahari Desert. “It looks like the tranquilizers have finally kicked in with the lions. Any volunteers to make the first move?”
“I am not sure we have large enough tranquilizers for these guys”
“This is no Tigger...”
“…and this is no Curious George”
Marshall made me a fantastic chair while I am resting off set. “Once I finish my formula I will be ready for my afternoon foot massage guys.”
Daddy and I both got a part with Sleepy’s, The Mattress Professionals.
Here I am auditioning for Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. “And we whissle while we work. Doo-dee-doo, doot, doo, doot, doo.”
I did a small modeling gig for Ralph Lauren.
As well as a shot for Fitness Magazine, “I have been on a 100% carb diet since February and look at these results.”
Here I am auditioning for a seat in the next Comedy Central Presents:
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
Here I am preparing for an episode of Survivorman. “Are those really polar bears that I hear outside?”
I did get a small part in Rambo, “Hit the ground folks. That is enemy fire we are hearing.”
When fame first kicks in, getting recognized on the street is great. However, it eventually becomes a burden. Thank goodness for my bodyguard, Uncle Pete.
I did do a cameo in Aladdin. “Quick, to the camels!”
Here is my small part in Dead Poet’s Society.
There is one thing I love to do to take my mind off the grind. Spend time with family.
Here I am with Great Grandma and Great Auntie Mari. She came all the way to visit from Florida!
I met my Great Auntie Anita for the first time.
My friend Hayden visited me too. Here is a picture of me and Hayden’s dad, Mike.
My babysitter Rachel takes such good care of me. She is very cuddly and knows how to tuck me in the best for bed.
Grandparents. Ahh, they just spoil you, yah know.
Here I am all dressed up with Mommy and Daddy
Of course, how can you really make it on the big screen without a Hollywood mom. Here we are in Boston Common for Mother’s Day
…and in the Southwick zoo for Mommy’s birthday
I love spending time with Mommy. She takes such good care of me.
She pushes me in my swing and makes me laugh.
OK. Signing off. This is me just being cute.
Love,
Zane
P.S. If you have not seen enough, here are some more photos:
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